Aug 24, 2011 - Rewriting Nursery Rhymes. As I mentioned in my last post, we're reading Jack and Jill today. My little guy really wanted to change the hill to a. Rewritten nursery rhymes.? Slightly random. But anyone know of (or can create any) rewritten versions of nursery rhymes where the language used is much more complicated, in particular, longer word lengths.
Nursery rhymes aren’t all pudding and pie. Look closely and you’ll start to notice the starving dogs, nose-severing blackbirds, women held captive in pumpkin shells, and tails lopped off with carving knives. Those horrific images are just the remnants, though. Mother Goose rhymes have been fairly sanitized over the years, and earlier versions were chock-full of atrocities. The farther back one looks, the more gruesome the rhymes become. Some even believe that the seemingly harmless “Eeny, meeny, miny, mo” counting rhymes derive from ancient methods of choosing human sacrifices (though the source material is sketchy.) Domestic violence is one of the more common themes in old nursery rhymes, with wives and daughters bearing the brunt of the abuse, ranging from beating with a stick to flat-out murder. The early Victorians no doubt thought these rhymes were instructive to their daughters, who would learn to be obedient, dutiful wives.
Women weren’t the only ones to suffer in verse. Plenty of men are burnt, hacked or otherwise disposed of, as are children of any gender and a bevy of pets and wildlife. Was the rallying cause of a few upstanding gentlemen of the 1950s, including Geoffrey Handley-Taylor, who surveyed 200 popular rhymes and listed in detail what sorts of unsavoriness they contained (much as parents groups today decry animated films or video game content). Handley-Taylor’s list of unsavory elements in the rhymes he read is a whole page long, and includes these bothersome incidents:. 8 allusions to murder (unclassified). 2 cases of choking to death.
1 case of cutting a person in half. 1 case of death by devouring. 15 allusions to maimed human beings or animals. 23 cases of physical violence (unclassified) Here are 15 examples of nursery rhymes that don’t make the cut in childrens books today. Keep them handy if you have any children you need to keep awake.
There was a Man so Wise, He jumpt into A Bramble Bush, And scratcht out both his Eyes. And when he saw His Eyes were out, And reason to Complain, He jumpt into a Quickset Hedge, And scratcht them in again. Originally from Tommy Thumb’s Pretty Song Book, 1744. Old father Long-Legs Can’t say his prayers: Take him by the left leg, And throw him down the stairs. And when he’s at the bottom, Before he long has lain, Take him by the right leg, And throw him up again. Originally from Nancy Cock’s Pretty Song Book for all little Misses and Masters, 1780 There was an old woman, Her name it was Peg; Her head was of wood and She wore a cork leg.
The neighbours all pitch’d Her into the water, Her leg was drowned first, And her head followed after. From James Halliwell Phillips Nursery Rhymes, 1842. THERE was a lady all skin and bone; Sure such a lady was never known: It happen'd upon a certain day, This lady went to church to pray. When she came to the church stile, There she did rest a little while; When she came to the churchyard, There the bells so loud she heard.
When she came to the church door, She stopt to rest a little more; When she came the church within, The parson pray'd 'gainst pride and sin. On looking up, on looking down, She saw a dead man on the ground; And from his nose unto his chin, The worms crawl'd out, the worms crawl'd in. Then she unto the parson said, Shall I be so when I am dead: O yes! O yes, the parson said, You will be so when you are dead.
Here the lady screams.The person reciting the rhyme is meant to scream bloody murder at the end of the verse. Originally from Gammer Gurton’s Garland, 1784 ( - There was a man, he went mad, He jumped into a paper bag; The paper bag was too narrow, He jumped into a wheelbarrow; The wheelbarrow took on fire, He jumped into a cow byre; The cow byre was too nasty; He jumped into an apple pasty; The apple pasty was too sweet, He jumped into Chester-le-Street; Chester-le-Street was full of stones, He fell down and broke his bones. From an early Mother Goose - I charge my daughters every one To keep good house while I am gone, You and you and especially you, Or else I'll beat you black and blue. From an early Mother Goose - Here comes a candle to light you to bed, Here comes a chopper to chop off your head. From an early Mother Goose. Baby, baby, naughty baby, Hush, you squalling thing, I say. Peace this moment, peace, or maybe Bonaparte will pass this way.
Baby, baby, he's a giant, Tall and black as Rouen steeple, And he breakfasts, dines, rely on't, Every day on naughty people. Baby, baby, if he hears you As he gallops past the house, Limb from limb at once he'll tear you, Just as pussy tears a mouse. And he'll beat you, beat you, beat you, And he'll beat you into pap, And he'll eat you, eat you, eat you, Every morsel snap, snap, snap. From an early Mother Goose lullaby - Here come I, Little David Doubt; If you don't give me money, I'll sweep you all out. Money I want, And money I crave; If you don't give me money, I'll sweep you all to the grave!
From an early Mother Goose’s Almanack - John Ball shot them all; John Scott made the shot, But John Ball shot them all. From James Halliwell Phillips Nursery Rhymes, 1842 ( of the poem, which continues on in 'The House That Jack Built' style) - Little General Monk Sat upon a trunk Eating a crust of bread; There fell a hot coal And burnt into his clothes a hole, Now little General Monk is dead.
Keep always from the fire, If it catch your attire You too, like General Monk, will be dead. From Rhymes for the Nursery, 1824. I married a wife on Sunday, She began to scold on Monday, Bad was she on Tuesday, Middling was she on Wednesday, Worse she was on Thursday, Dead was she on Friday, Glad was I on Saturday night, To bury my wife on Sunday. From Tom Tit’s Song Book, 1790 - A man of words and not of deeds Is like a garden full of weeds And when the weeds begin to grow It's like a garden full of snow And when the snow begins to fall It's like a bird upon the wall And when the bird away does fly It's like an eagle in the sky And when the sky begins to roar It's like a lion at the door And when the door begins to crack It's like a stick across your back And when your back begins to smart It's like a penknife in your heart And when your heart begins to bleed You're dead, and dead, and dead indeed. Originally from Gammer Gurton’s Garland, 1784.
I actually enjoyed the one about “Old Father Long-Legs” – it made me laugh. I guess I’m just a bad person. Here comes a candle to light you to bed, Here comes a chopper to chop off your head. And that one above reminded me of a scene in the original “Wicker Man” movie. Ever see that? Now that’s my kind of “Horror” movie!
What's the grimmest nursery rhyme or story you recall? Give me your creepiest verse in the comments section.
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And the man did spell on her so that she will never have nothing to do with me and my kids for that, myself and the kids has been suffering and it has been hell of a struggle, but I decide to do all means to make sure that my family come together as it use to, then I went on-line there I saw so many good talk about this spell caster called Dr Otoide on his web site. So I had to contact him and explain my problem to him and in just 48hours as he has promised, my wife came home and her behavior was back to the man i got married to. I can't thank the spell caster enough for what he did for me, i am so grateful and i will aways be thankful to him, once again thanks Dr Otoide email:[email protected] or his websites:or his Mobile:+873. I've never liked this one: Ding dong bell! Pussy's in the well. Who put her in?
Little Johnny Thin. Who pulled her out? Little Johnny Stout. Oh, what a naughty boy was that Who tried to drown poor pussy-cat Who never did him any harm And killed the rats in Father's barn. I've always thought the second part had to have been added by some Victorian as a moral, since the meter and tone change so much. I think a lot of these rhymes are violent for comic effect, like more modern ones that aren't supposed to be taken seriously. I can't remember the author (Ciardi?) but I memorized this fun little poem a few years ago: Her Pa committed suicide By biting off his head.
Her mother saw her uncle's ghost And died of fright, she said. So her unpleasant habits Seem most curious to me, Because she seems to come from such A happy family. I probably have part of it wrong, but the first few lines are correct.
Oh, say, do you know That a long time ago, There were two little children, Whose names I don’t know. They were stolen away On a bright summer’s day, And left in the woods In a place far away.
And when it was night So sad was their plight The stars were not out And the moon gave no light They sobbed and they sighed And they bitterly cried. Poor Babes in the Woods! Poor Babes in the Woods. And when they were dead The robins so red Took mulberry branches And over them spread And all the day long They sang their poor song Poor Babes in the Woods! Poor Babes in the Woods. Anonymous Not only are some of these nurseries a bit disturbing, some a full of innuendos.
There is definitely some sexual undertones in some, Like this one: 'I like little pussy, her coat is so warm, And if I don’t hurt her she’ll do me no harm; So I’ll not pull her tail, nor drive her away, But pussy and I very gently will play.' Granted these are for child and he/she equate the tale to the animal cat. I know most of these stories and as child I too didn't link any overt ideas, suggestive natures to the mother goose stories, they fun rhythmic tales, that could be sang but reading these now with an adult mind it is very much different. The innocence of youth right. Anonymous Here comes a candle to light you to bed, here comes the chopper to chop off your head, chip, chop, the last mans dead. I remember it with hand movements and loved it.
Surely children were never scared by these rhymes. Hickity pickity my black hen, she lays eggs for gentlemen, gentlemen come every day to see what my black hen doth lay. This one referred to a certain 18th century prostitute who performed a certain trick. Billy falling into the fire was a tongue in cheek 'ruthless rhyme' written by Harry Graham in the early 20th century.
He also wrote, Weep not for little Leonie, abducted by a French marquis. Though loss of honour was a wrench, just think how it's improved her french! We used to sing about Lizzie Borden at recess, probably while jumping rope as a lot of the rhymes we did were done while jumping rope. I always loved it. I was so disappointed this year at the preschool I worked at that the Giant did not threaten to grind Jack's bones to make his bread, that the wolf in Red Riding Hood did not eat her and grandma and wind up with stones sewn into his belly, and that the wolf and the 3 pigs all are friends in the end. I delighted in the scary factor of rhymes and stories as a kid. I suppose had we done Hansel and Gretel no one would have wound up in an oven.
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From Agatha Christies' And Then There Was None: 'Ten little Indian boys went out to dine; One choked his little self and then there were nine. Nine little Indian boys sat up very late; One overslept himself and then there were eight.
Eight little Indian boys traveling in Devon; One said he'd stay there and then there were seven. Seven little Indian boys chopping up sticks; One chopped himself in halves and then there were six. Six little Indian boys playing with a hive; A bumblebee stung one and then there were five. Five little Indian boys going in for law; One got in Chancery and then there were four.
Four little Indian boys going out to sea; A red herring swallowed one and then there were three. Three little Indian boys walking in the zoo; A big bear hugged one of them and then there were two. Two little Indian boys sitting in the sun; One got frizzled up and then there was one. One little Indian boy left all alone; He went and hanged himself and then there were none. And The Crooked Man: There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile. He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile. He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
Poet's PagePoemsQuotesCommentsStatsBiographyShare on FacebookShare on Twitter Poems by Mary Botham Howitt: 14 / 17 « prev. Poem next poem » The Spider And The Fly - Poem by Mary Botham Howitt - Autoplay next video Will you walk into my parlour?'
Said the Spider to the Fly, 'Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there.' Oh no, no,' said the little Fly, 'to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair can ne'er come down again.' 'I'm sure you must be weary, dear, with soaring up so high; Will you rest upon my little bed?' Said the Spider to the Fly. 'There are pretty curtains drawn around; the sheets are fine and thin, And if you like to rest awhile, I'll snugly tuck you in!'
Oh no, no,' said the little Fly, 'for I've often heard it said, They never, never wake again, who sleep upon your bed!' Said the cunning Spider to the Fly, ' Dear friend what can I do, To prove the warm affection I 've always felt for you? I have within my pantry, good store of all that's nice; I'm sure you're very welcome - will you please to take a slice?' 'Oh no, no,' said the little Fly, 'kind Sir, that cannot be, I've heard what's in your pantry, and I do not wish to see!' 'Sweet creature!' Said the Spider, 'you're witty and you're wise, How handsome are your gauzy wings, how brilliant are your eyes!
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At last, Up jumped the cunning Spider, and fiercely held her fast. He dragged her up his winding stair, into his dismal den, Within his little parlour - but she ne'er came out again! And now dear little children, who may this story read, To idle, silly flattering words, I pray you ne'er give heed: Unto an evil counsellor, close heart and ear and eye, And take a lesson from this tale, of the Spider and the Fly.
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